Xavier what doth life

And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. Xavier: Renegade Angel. Available on HBO Max! Season 1. EP 2 Chief Beef Loco When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing.

EP 3 Weapons Grade Life Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. EP 4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings.

While doing so, Xavier had a fire going behind him which caused his house to go up in flames causing the death of his father.

After having the woman bored to tears with his story, she leaves.. He gets her out of the way of a truck when in actuality, the truck is nowhere near her.

The truck belongs to the hicks who had beaten him up earlier in the episode, taking a whole truck-bed load of malfunctioning computers trying to process Xavier's "What doth life?

While they are ready to dump the computers in a landfill, Xavier tells them to dump them in the lake where no one can see them because it would hurt the environment. While they do so, Xavier follows the woman home where he watches her take a shower.

Suddenly, she turns into a computerized being, which is being caused by the computers being dumped in the lake. After a failed attempt to infect and stop the computers with AIDS, every one of the computerized people begin have glitches and cause them to say words and do actions repeatedly. Xavier breaks back into the woman's house, and asks the computer for an answer on why it is causing all of this; it's answer was that "What doth life?

Chief Master Guru tells Xavier that he has to get things back to normal by playing his soul-soothing song. This is a defcom 5 level system-wide degenerative thought-tastrophe. Now's not the best time, but your brother died of a shameful lifestyle choice. No time to gab. I've got to cobble together a makeshift shakhashuri to tame a certain beast.

See yourself out. That music So soothing. It's the notes he's not playing. So relaxing. All systems back to go, huh? I better just test you out to make sure you're safe. Here's a new little philosophical query for you to chomp on. Listen,this is never easy to say. You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. I do love you.

But the love of my life is a lady named Ramblin' On. Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. Xavier Wiki Explore. Wiki Content. Army Man Big Jwanamamafire. New Ryan Peterson. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account?

Edit source History Talk 0. Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. You're gonna regret that. You've shattered my shakhashuri. I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass.

Don't know. But I'd sure like to try. What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Best stay away from that weirdo. You'll catch the feline AIDS. Do yourself a solid. Walk away. Just walk away.

Please walk away. You may need my help someday. One moment,please. Depth overload. You all right,mister? Sorry our computer's fritzing on y'all.

So, you use your powers to save people? All right, well, I'm taking off. Ow, that That truck was nowhere near me. It hurts. I spent nine years as the pupil of a wise Apachestani shaman. Chief was deep. He was balls deep. He taught the way of the heal. Look, we're in his vision Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. Ooh, frittata. Yeah, dump them 'puters, boys. Dump 'em all. Dep-dep-dep-dep- dep-dep-dep-dep-dep-dep-dep-dep-dep- depth overload.